Hi. Alexander here. Daddy said I could talk to all of you if I wanted to. Mummy and Daddy bought me a Chair today, but I think they forgot to test it out. I mean, just see how ridiculous it makes me look.
(click to see a larger version)
It wouldn't be so bad if I could actually reach my food. Sure, they tell me that I'll grow into it, but do I have no dignity in the meantime?
(click to see a larger version)
My only hope is that Papa Moo and Wo Mama (grandpa and grandma), who actually paid for the Chair, will save me from further embarrassment. After all, they could tell me lots of embarrassing things about Daddy.